Business Matters Police Blotter

Police Blotter

Morro Bay
• Sept. 17: Someone reported at 12:11 p.m. that some scoundrel stole his or her car from the 2900 block of Hemlock. In an unrelated call, at 6:26, someone reported a hit-n-split crash in the 400 block of Morro Bay Boulevard.
• Sept. 17: Police caught an 18-year-old hooligan and a 14-year-old hooliganette reportedly hiding in the closet of a home in the 2000 block of Ironwood, and arrested Dummy and Clod for suspicion of burglary, this after finding $200 cash and evidence the master criminals had also allegedly burgled an RV parked at the home. The crime spree ended with he going to the hoosegow and she to the hall.
• Sept. 16: Police responded to a disturbance at the North T-pier at 10:50 p.m. They were no doubt stunned to find a stun gun allegedly in the possession of a convicted felon, 33, which also violated his parole. Say good night pendejo.
• Sept. 16: Police investigated a camper-truck found parked where it ain’t supposed to be at 9:34 p.m. in the 2000 block of Ironwood, at the Seventh-Day Adventist Church. They found a registered sex offender asleep inside, no doubt awaiting salvation.
• Sept. 16: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 5:21 p.m. at Hwy 41 and Ironwood. Logs indicated the woman driver, 50, was arrested for suspicion of driving bent and resisting arrest. A 54-year-old passenger joined in the fun for suspicion of being UTI on drugs, and another unlucky fellow, 24, had a warrant, but he was only cited and released.
• Sept. 16: Police responded to Rite Aid at 8:41 a.m. and cite-released a 41-year-old man for suspicion of petty theft. Then at 4 p.m. they responded to the Dollar Tree for a disturbance. They arrested the same model citizen from that morning for allegedly being high on illegal drugs, apparently having spent his day productively.
• Sept. 16: Police contacted a man and woman, 55 and 35 respectively, camping in the dunes by the South Pit Parking Lot. Under the new crackdown on homeless in the dunes, signs for which were recently posted, they were cited for suspicion of living outdoors.
• Sept. 16: Police responded at 6:41 p.m. to the 500 block of Anchor where citizens reported someone broke into their shed and stole some undisclosed property. Police contacted an apparently suspicious fellow nearby, and the victims reportedly picked the alleged thief out of a photo line up, book ‘em Dan-O.
• Sept. 15: Police contacted a suspicious man in City Park at 2:27 p.m. and of course he had two FTA warrants. At 2, they towed a car out of the 1100 block of Allesandro because the tags were expired, which is kind of like the same thing.
• Sept. 15: Dolphin Shirt Co., in the 700 block of Embarcadero reported taking in some counterfeit $100 bills, a possible case of losing your shirt at the shirt shop.
• Sept. 15: Police rounded up a regular customer at 11:16 a.m. at Lila Keiser Park as the 39-year-old scofflaw had three warrants.
• Sept. 15: Police contacted a suspicious man, 22, at 9 a.m. in the 800 block of Embarcadero, at the Galley Seafood G&B. He was allegedly UTI on drugs and crashed in the County B&B. In an unrelated incident, at 2:43 a.m. an officer on an apparent 10-100 at the public restroom by the North T-pier found a baggie with suspected methamphetamine, as some wharf rat apparently lost his stash.
• Sept. 14: Police responded to a disturbance at 2:36 p.m. as some zig-zagged woman was causing unpleasantness at the Pleasant Inn. The 34-year-old woman hit for the cycle — suspicion of being UTI on drugs, possession of paraphernalia, obstructing a police officer’s investigation and even disturbing the peace, yet another incident you’ll never see in a travel brochure.
• Sept. 14: Police documented a fake Craigslist ad for a “house for rent” in the 300 block of MBB, fake because there are no vacancies in Morro Bay.
• Sept. 13: Police responded to the police station where some brazen blackheart vandalized the station house.
• Sept. 13: Police are investigating a reported case of sexual battery somewhere in town.
• Sept. 13: Police responded at 8:33 a.m. to a disturbance in the 500 block of Quintana, where a 53-year-old intractable fellow was cited for disturbing the peace and quiet of folks trapped in Purgatory at the coin-op laundry mat.
• Sept. 12: Police contacted a young woman out at midnight in the area of Hill and Seaview, and arrested the 18-year old for suspicion of being high on drugs, giving a fake name, and resisting arrest.
• Sept. 12: Police contacted the same fellow from the Sept. 16 crime spree, at 4 p.m. in the 700 block of MBB and tossed the tosspot into the fire for being stewed.
• Sept. 12: Police contacted a familiar face at 3:44 p.m. at Bottle Liquors in the 900 block of Main. The 39-year-old devil had a warrant and was shuffled off to Buffalo.
• Sept. 12: Here’s a comforting thought, police responded at 10:39 a.m. to Del Mar Elementary School for a report of a woman opening unlocked car doors in the parking lot. Logs indicated the woman was allegedly high on drugs and was arrested. They also started a case of car burglary at the school, the suspect apparently already in hand.
• Sept. 12: Police responded to a suspicious circumstances call at Truhitte Mini Storage in the 900 block of Allesandro where a storage unit door was left open. No word on what forgotten treasures might have been stolen.
• Sept. 12: Police contacted a 19-year-old man at 1:37 a.m. in the 300 block of Quintana at Storage Depot. He was arrested for suspicion of obstructing an officer by giving a false name to hide the fact that he had a warrant for drug-related offenses, his ruse apparently not passing the sniff test.
• Sept. 11: At 1:11 p.m. police got a report of a little hookah party at a “drug house” in the 700 block of Kern. Several minors were allegedly seen “smoking a controlled substance.” Logs indicated they were “evaluated” and arrested for suspicion of being stoned, but apparently given a pass on stupidity.
• Sept. 11: Police responded at 10:34 a.m. to the 400 block of Fresno for the reported theft of an air conditioner, proving once again that people will steal anything.

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