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• April 23: Police rounded up a regular customer at 2 p.m. in the 700 block of Quintana and took the mujer, 48, to the carcel on a warrant, but at least she it’s a fancy, new, jail.
• April 23: Police responded to the 800 block of Morro where some vandal tagged several businesses and the sidewalk. Police reported having no clues as to who the graffidiot might be.
• April 23: Police went to a home on Reno, where a hooliganette has rolled the dice by running away. It’s a good bet police will keep an eye out for her.
• April 23: Police arrested a 24-year-old ruffian in the 500 block of Main for suspicion of domestic violence.
• April 22: Some delinquent boosted a car from the 400 block of Downing.
• April 22: Police took a general incident report regarding an uncivil disagreement at Morro Bay Boulevard and Main. A group of well-meaning volunteers were sprucing up the area’s tree wells and planting red geraniums in planter boxes in honor of a local businesswoman who died, but to the apparent vexations of the folks who have adopted the planter boxes. The “Great Planter War of 2017” was apparently settled short of the nuclear option.
• April 22: Police responded to a disturbance at 8:12 a.m. in the 2500 block of Nutmeg. Logs indicated an elderly mother was arguing with her son.
• April 21: Police responded to the Inn at Morro Bay at 9:05 p.m. where they contacted an 80-year-old man who had three confirmed warrants. The scofflaw was cited and released, and no doubt soon to have four.
• April 21: Police responded at 1:06 a.m. to a home in the 300 block of Rennel for a report of a man sitting in a puddle of water in his front yard, with water pouring out of the house. The wetted fellow was nicked for being soaked.
• April 20: Police contacted a regular customer in City Park at 9 a.m. The forshnicked fellow was hauled to the gaol for suspicion of being higher than the stacks on drugs.
• April 19: Police responded at 11:20 a.m. for a report of vandalism. Some dingus drove through the road barricades at Ironwood and Avalon, and Avalon and Juniper, “damaging the freshly applied paving.” A crime report was filed with the D.A. for this Morro Bay felony.
• April 18: At 7:40 p.m. in the 200 block of Dunes some woman was on the razzle and ended up in the County B&B.
• April 18: Police arrested a 47-year-old contemptuous fellow for violating a stay-away order, violating probation and contempt of court.
• April 17: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 9:35 p.m. at Estero and Pacific. They arrested the driver for alleged drugged driving and found suspected paraphernalia in the car.
• April 16: Vandals attacked an innocent car in the 600 block of Shasta.
• April 16: And from the “Lost & Found-X Files,” someone lost a phone in the 900 block of Main; lost a purse but found it again at Sun & Buns; found an electronic, hand-held meter by Del Mar Park; lost a black iPhone 5S at the Rock; and found a bike at the Inn at Morro Bay.
• April 15: Police responded to the 800 block of Main at 2:07 a.m. and naturally arrested some bent hothead causing a ruckus. He was taken to the county cooler to chill.
• April 14: A smash-n-dash was reported in Albertson’s parking lot, no doubt a daily occurrence.
• April 14: Police responded at 11:38 a.m. to the 3300 block of Beachcomber after a front yard tree jumped in front of a car. No injuries were reported, though no one asked the tree.
• April 14: Police contacted a woman at 7 a.m. apparently camping in the 900 block of Morro. The disgruntled lass was arrested for allegedly resisting arrest, giving false ID, trespassing and a warrant out of Santa Barbara County, which explains a lot.
• April 14: A disturbance was reported at 12:37 a.m. at a watering hole in the 900 block of Main. A 38-year-old ruffian was arrested for suspicion of battery.
• April 12: Police responded at 11:38 p.m. to a domestic disturbance in the 1000 block of Allesandro. Logs indicated one woman, 27, was arrested for suspicion of domestic violence and another woman, 20, for suspicion of possessing heroin and hypodermic needles. They both went to County rehab.
• April 12: Police responded to the 1200 block of Calrabelle for a civil dispute. Logs indicated a woman said her evicted tenants had stolen several items that were supposed to be left in the rental, an apparent security deposit in-lieu fee.
• April 12: Police were called at 10:45 a.m. to a construction site in the 2600 block of Ironwood, after workers found an old hand grenade lying in some weeds. Police used their new spy drone to check out the situation from a safe distance and then a bomb technician was called in and the war relic taken away for disposal.
• April 12: Yet another model citizen, 31, was arrested for being smashed in public; this time at 11:50 a.m. in the 500 block of MBB.
• April 11: A disturbance was reported at 7:45 p.m. on the Embarcadero. Another buttered fellow, 32, was arrested for being toasted.
• April 11: Police contacted another citizen of the year at 11:25 a.m. at Main and Preston. The probationer, 32, was violated, and also charged with allegedly being high on drugs.
• April 10: At 11:30 a.m. police responded to Dunes and Morro for a 2-car, rollover but apparently non-injury accident. Earlier, at 6 a.m. there was a single-vehicle crash at South Bay and State Park Road. Again, no injuries were reported.
• April 10: Someone in the 2700 block of Birch turned in a gun they were shooting to get rid of.

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